Are you on the hunt for some cute and clever Valentine’s Day jokes for kids? There’s just something about punny jokes that kids adore and adding one or two to your child’s Valentine’s Day card or using them on the cards for your kid’s classroom Valentine’s Day treats is a fabulous idea! Here are a few of our favorites that will have your kids and their classmates laughing out loud!
25 Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids
I could keep my kids laughing all day with silly jokes like these. Give them a try with your littles and I know you’ll get some laughter, groans and maybe a little eye rolling too!
- Where do burgers take their Valentine’s Day dates to dance? To the meatball.
- What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Whale you be mine!
- What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? Let’s hang out.
- What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you!
- What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? I’m nuts about you!
- What does a vampire call his sweetheart? His ghoul-friend.
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
- What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can count on me!
- Why do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental.
- What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day? I love bee-ing with you, Honey.
- What do you call a super small valentine? A valen-tiny.
- What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!
- What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day? I Love Ewe!
- What did the pickle say to the other pickle? You mean a great dill to me!
- What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb? I love you a watt!
- What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go places.
- Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can party hearty.
- What did the boy elephant say to the girl elephant on Valentine’s Day? I love you a ton!
- What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!
- What did the painter say to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day? I love you with all my art!
- What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine’s Day? You’re nuts so bad yourself!
- What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
- What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine’s Day? I love you beary much!
- What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me.
- What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I’m so attracted to you.
